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PARI: Don’t get me wrong. Fries are merely a vessel for the ketchup.

i find this hilarious

technically I’m allergic to ketchup aswell. But only if I get it on my skin, then i get a rash. I can eat it though.

i get what you’re saying I can’t even look at bagels because I had one every single day for lunch at school for like 2 years. And I’m sorry for judging your sandwich but I literally laughed out loud omfg hahaha

I was like 3 ok I’m sure you made errors in culinary judgement when you were 3 and making sadwiches in your battle suit (maybe that was just me) but your response to my sandwich almost made me laugh which, no bueno as I’ll wake up my whole family.

how dare you make assumptions about my toddler culinary creations? actually, go ahead, I still can’t cook. Ohh what kind of battle suit? oh sorry that’s no bueno:)

A she-ra princess of power suit. I used to come home from school and kick it in my battle suit. Like a normal damn kid.

 I just looked up that costume and it’s beautiful ok. We were all damn normal children apparently because I used to go outside in my Belle costume. Man we were cool.

Damn right. I used to wear overalls and stuff them with sand and pretend i was pregnant and then take other sand and feed my imaginary chickens. Normalcy at its peak.

Please stop because I can’t breathe otherwise. Just…omg. stop. once I was bored at a party when i was little so I pretended to talk to ghosts and some adults we’re like “what is going on?” and I was like, fuck yes, mission-Caspar-the-ghost accomplished.